- When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris
- Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.
- Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.
- Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
- The original title of the movie "Alien vs. Predator" was "Alien and Predator vs. Chuck Norris" (movie was cancelled, Aliens wanted a life assurance or they wouldn't fight against Chuck)
- Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
- When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Hola a todos! acá dejo un chiste que contó Isabel Marcos en YTD TV -Esto es un pobre tipo que tenía tanta mala suerte que se murió apuñalado en un tiroteo.
Hi everyone! this joke was told by Isabel Marcos in YTD TV -The guy was so unlucky that he was stabbed in the middle of a shootout
Los Marnos han desarrollado superpoderes... si, para hacer el bien, ayudar a las ancianitas a cruzar la calle, darle una paliza a los ladrones y meter entre rejas a los asesinos.... nooooo qué va! los usan para fastidiarse unos a otros, ¡para qué iba a ser sino!Marnos have developed superpowers!! yes! do you think they use their powers for good purposes? of course not! they just make fun of each other!
- When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris
