Esto era un tipo sentado en un hacha. ¿Te hace gracia? ... ¿No? ... ¡Pues el tipo se partió el culo!
El chiste de Rafa:
La preocupación por el alto consumo de drogas ha llegado hasta el Cielo. Para conocerlas mejor, Jesús le pide a cada uno de sus discípulos que bajen a la Tierra y le lleven una muestra de cada tipo de droga. Tras unos días, vuelven cargados de cocaína, heroína, marihuana, éxtasis... Pero todos están preocupados porque uno no ha vuelto. Justo cuando iban a empezar a probar la primera droga llaman a la puerta, abren y resulta que es el que faltaba. Entonces Jesús le pregunta qué ha traido y éste responde: "¡A la Guardia Civil!". Lógicamente, éste último discípulo,
Hello my English-speaking readers! I haven't abandoned you! Yesterday evening I was trying to prove Einstein made a mistake in the theory of relativity (you know, that's what normal people usually do when they come home after work, right?). In my thoughts, the theory of relativity diverged, and I was finally about to find out the real origin of the universe when suddenly something even more important crossed my mind: Steven Seagal movies.
So I did some research, and I found out the following:
Steven Seagal was born in Michigan. It is said that when Steven Seagal was born, he didn't cry nor laughed... and he hasn't yet. As a child, he was the first kid to learn the name of all 206 bones... by breaking every single bone of his teacher. Drama, Horror, Comedy, Science Fiction... these are genres that Steven Seagal hasn't performed.
Records tell that Mrs. Seagal is unable to touch her husband while making love... he won't let her. Some witnesses confirm that on May 18th, 1998 the hairdresser tried to cut Steven's ponytail... but what ended up cut off was the hairdresser's head.
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