Hello my English-speaking readers! I haven't abandoned you!
Yesterday evening I was trying to prove Einstein made a mistake in the theory of relativity (you know, that's what normal people usually do when they come home after work, right?). In my thoughts, the theory of relativity diverged, and I was finally about to find out the real origin of the universe when suddenly something even more important crossed my mind: Steven Seagal movies.
Yesterday evening I was trying to prove Einstein made a mistake in the theory of relativity (you know, that's what normal people usually do when they come home after work, right?). In my thoughts, the theory of relativity diverged, and I was finally about to find out the real origin of the universe when suddenly something even more important crossed my mind: Steven Seagal movies.
So I did some research, and I found out the following:
Steven Seagal was born in Michigan. It is said that when Steven Seagal was born, he didn't cry nor laughed... and he hasn't yet. As a child, he was the first kid to learn the name of all 206 bones... by breaking every single bone of his teacher.
Drama, Horror, Comedy, Science Fiction... these are genres that Steven Seagal hasn't performed.
Records tell that Mrs. Seagal is unable to touch her husband while making love... he won't let her.
Some witnesses confirm that on May 18th, 1998 the hairdresser tried to cut Steven's ponytail... but what ended up cut off was the hairdresser's head.
Hope you enjoyed it! Stay tuned! And don't forget to tell us your joke on Facebook.
Steven Seagal was born in Michigan. It is said that when Steven Seagal was born, he didn't cry nor laughed... and he hasn't yet. As a child, he was the first kid to learn the name of all 206 bones... by breaking every single bone of his teacher.
Drama, Horror, Comedy, Science Fiction... these are genres that Steven Seagal hasn't performed.
Records tell that Mrs. Seagal is unable to touch her husband while making love... he won't let her.
Some witnesses confirm that on May 18th, 1998 the hairdresser tried to cut Steven's ponytail... but what ended up cut off was the hairdresser's head.
Hope you enjoyed it! Stay tuned! And don't forget to tell us your joke on Facebook.
Steven Seagal was born in Michigan, eh? So let's see... I now share my home state with Kid Rock, Eminem, and Steven Seagal... nice.
ResponderEliminarYes he is! it's the only true fact in this post :P. Thanks for your comment!
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