Jack Bauer!

Hi everybody! My Chuck Norris post inspired me. Now I'll talk about Jack Bauer. An americanhero that can save the world from 123125472378 million terrorist attacks in just one day... Hope you like it!

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- There are three ways to get something done: slow, fast, or the Jack Bauer way, which is similar to fast but with a lot of pain.
- If you finally captured Jack Bauer, it doesn't matter if 27 ninjas, 17 marines, 29 taekwondo world champions, 36 soldiers with more guns than Rambo and 6 Jackie Chan clones watch him, he would kill them all in a blink.
- Chernobyl could have been avoided if Jack Bauer was there, he would have absorved all the radiation... and survive.
- When Daylight Savings Time ends, terrorists take vacations... it would be very stupid to plan an attack in a day that lasts 25 hours, imagine what Jack Bauer would do to them in that extra hour.

La Duquesa DJ!

Dedicado a mi "hermano aunque no compartamos ADN" Diego:
Nuestra Duquesa de Alba se transforma en Duguetta para traernos a sus artistas favoritos:
-Henry Churches, es Enrique Iglesias en Inglés, pero si Iglesias canta en inglés, ¿en qué idioma canta Churches?, ¿en español?
-Christina Egocéntrica: todo para ella.
-El canto del cuerdo: fuente de inspiración del El canto del Loco, pero a su vez firme opositor...
Diviertanse!



Y a continuación les dejo los vídeos de las canciones reales:

Enrique Iglesias: I like it


Christina Aguilera: Ven conmigo


El canto del loco: Zapatillas

Chiste del día

En una nevera hay dos tomates. El dueño de la casa va y baja la temperatura de la nevera, entonces va un tomate y le dice al otro: "Hace un frío que pela, no aguanto más"
Y el otro le contesta: "Ahi va!! un tomate que habla!!"

For my English-speaking readers: Chuck Norris

Something we must know about Chuck Norris:

- When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris

- Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.

- Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.

- Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

- The original title of the movie "Alien vs. Predator" was "Alien and Predator vs. Chuck Norris" (movie was cancelled, Aliens wanted a life assurance or they wouldn't fight against Chuck)

- Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

- When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

El chiste del día / Joke of the day

Hola a todos! acá dejo un chiste que contó Isabel Marcos en YTD TV
-Esto es un pobre tipo que tenía tanta mala suerte que se murió apuñalado en un tiroteo.

Hi everyone! this joke was told by Isabel Marcos in YTD TV
-The guy was so unlucky that he was stabbed in the middle of a shootout