miércoles, 25 de agosto de 2010

Jack Bauer!

Hi everybody! My Chuck Norris post inspired me. Now I'll talk about Jack Bauer. An americanhero that can save the world from 123125472378 million terrorist attacks in just one day... Hope you like it!

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- There are three ways to get something done: slow, fast, or the Jack Bauer way, which is similar to fast but with a lot of pain.
- If you finally captured Jack Bauer, it doesn't matter if 27 ninjas, 17 marines, 29 taekwondo world champions, 36 soldiers with more guns than Rambo and 6 Jackie Chan clones watch him, he would kill them all in a blink.
- Chernobyl could have been avoided if Jack Bauer was there, he would have absorved all the radiation... and survive.
- When Daylight Savings Time ends, terrorists take vacations... it would be very stupid to plan an attack in a day that lasts 25 hours, imagine what Jack Bauer would do to them in that extra hour.

2 comentarios:

  1. Me encantan estas frases de Jack Bauer. Mira que no he seguido la serie mucho, pero estas frases me encantan, al igual que las de Chuck Norris.
    Un saludo!

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  2. Hola Sonix! me alegro de que te guste! estoy pensando ya en el siguiente personaje... Un saludo!

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