For my English-speaking readers: Chuck Norris

Something we must know about Chuck Norris:

- When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris

- Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.

- Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.

- Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

- The original title of the movie "Alien vs. Predator" was "Alien and Predator vs. Chuck Norris" (movie was cancelled, Aliens wanted a life assurance or they wouldn't fight against Chuck)

- Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

- When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.